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The Village is a weblog dedicated to collecting and sharing articles of interest that pertain to humor, science, technology, and social psychology. All text on www.usabecker.com is the original work of the weblog author except where noted by attribution and quotes. The author reserves the right to repost comments made on any article. To the best of the author's knowledge, all images used on this site are in the public domain or else covered by GNPL or Creative Commons Licenses (where noted). Where requested, attribution of the image is provided by linking back to the original image or as specified by the image owner. If you feel any images are not used properly, please contact me by commenting below.

Site title image: This is an image of the Hurricane Isabel, taken from the international space station. Original image can be viewed here and is credited to NASA.

Site background image: This photo was obtained from Public-domain-image.com

Post Image: This is the first graphic made for usabecker.com at this site's inception nearly eight years ago. It was recently ransomed from my old server and it just seemed fitting to have it preserved online somewhere. Also, the "itself" is where the "i" in my little favicon comes from. But if you thought it stood for "idiot", we certainly understand. The image is shared under a creative commons BY-NC-SA license.

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