This weeks post is brought to you by the letters "L" and the number 0. Representing, respectively, the nature of my work (Lousy, lame, loathsome, loquacious Ok, that's not really an appropriate adjective, but I was running out of Ls and felt like 4 words was better than three ) and the amount of time I have available to write this (0 hrs). So then, I will today leave you with a slightly edited version of something I lifted off the net years ago. It's posted all over the place, but my version is better! :) Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change -$20.00, Coffee -$1.00, Total - $21.00. Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, ...
I like stick people. But I didn't know about stick police ☺
ReplyDeleteI know, you really have to watch out for them or they'll *ahem* stick it to you.
ReplyDeleteI see London, I see France... Oh, never mind!
ReplyDeleteAt least we knew the womens restroom sign was clothed. The mens? Could go either way.
ReplyDeleteYou dirty boy...I know you're naked. I can see the place where your sticks intersect. Those drawings are pretty damn crass cbeck. I might not be able to define pornography...but I know it when I see it! You might consider an adult rating for this post.
ReplyDeleteWord!
ReplyDeleteI like the one on the right. Its SASSY!
ReplyDeleteHi all, and thanks for the comments! I may be a little scarce depending on whether I have the honor of being selected as a Juror. And according to the judge, that's pronounced "JOUR-ARE"... Ummm... yah.
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Djurerrrrservice. Bummer!
ReplyDeleteLike the stickpersons. Reminds me of a joke:
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Well, I didn't say it was a sensible joke, did I?
LOL! Love the joke. I am adding it to my list of favorites.
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