Critters: Living in the Fastlane

Paul tried to explain why he let The Purse Snatcher get away, but it all happened so fast

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  1. choochooJuly 19, 2011 at 4:58 AM

    Poor Paul. It's not easy dealing with people's expectations :D

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  2. Calli | Wedding FavorsJuly 19, 2011 at 7:00 AM

    Yes, it happens so fast that before you can fathom what was happening, everything's over. You already lost your purse and the culprit is nowhere to be found.

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  3. DebJuly 19, 2011 at 7:43 AM

    I'd just like to second choochoo's comment above. :D

    Also, has that little warning sign always read "falling cow zone"? If so, I've been remiss in not noting it earlier!

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  4. JillJuly 19, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    That settles it! I'm no longer leaving turtles in charge of my purse when I go into the restroom. Besides...I need my camera with me for the toilet pictures. ;-)

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  5. cbeckJuly 26, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    Indeed, turtles make a horrible purse sitter!

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  6. cbeckJuly 26, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    >> choochoo said: Poor Paul. It's not easy dealing with people's expectations :D

    It is rough!


    >> Calli | Wedding Favors said: Yes, it happens so fast that before you can fathom what was happening, everything's over. You already lost your purse and the culprit is nowhere to be found.

    Excellent summary, Calli - I feel that way about my mind quite often!

    >> Deb said: I'd just like to second choochoo's comment above. :D Also, has that little warning sign always read "falling cow zone"? If so, I've been remiss in not noting it earlier!

    Yep, the cows have been falling here for quite some time!

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  7. cbeckJuly 26, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    And umm... My appoligies on the MIA of late... but the idiot lives!

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  8. JillJuly 26, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    Well that's a relief! :-)

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